Terms of Service
Last Updated: Right now. Because we felt like it.
By using this website and clicking "Buy," you are legally acknowledging that your decision-making skills are questionable at best. If you do not agree to these terms, please close your browser and go throw a real rock into a pond. It's free.
1. The "Product"
- Definition: A "Stone" on this website is a collection of pixels arranged to look like a mineral.
It is not an investment, it is not an NFT, and it certainly isn't a pet that will love you back.
- Expectations: Your digital stone will not eat, sleep, or reproduce. If your stone starts talking to you, please seek professional medical help immediately.
This is outside our scope of support.
2. Ownership & Intellectual Property
- You own the right to look at the PNG. You do not own the rights to the concept of "rocks."
- If you try to "resell" a picture of Sylvester Stallstone for a profit, we will laugh at you. Hard.
3. User Responsibilities
- No Feeding: Do not attempt to upload digital "food" to our servers. The stones are on a strict diet of neglect.
- No Bullying: Please do not insult your digital stone. They are very dense and take things literally.
4. Limitation of Liability
- Stoned.io is not responsible for any disappointment, existential crises, or realization that you could have bought a nice sandwich for €5 instead of a 4K picture of a pebble.
- We are not liable for any damage to your hardware if you try to "touch" the stone by reaching into your monitor.
5. The "Rocks for Brains" Clause
By completing a purchase, you waive the right to act surprised when you receive exactly what you paid for: absolutely nothing of physical value. You are buying a joke. If you don't get the joke, the joke is on you.