A Minor Inconvenience,
Delivered.

For €2, I will cast a small, targeted hex on someone of your choosing. Results are not guaranteed. Bad days happen regardless.

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What Is This?

You know that feeling when someone does something irritating and there is nothing you can do about it. This is doing something about it.

The hex is small by design. Stubbing your toe, a fruit fly in the kitchen, autocorrect misfiring... I am not dealing in catastrophe here. I leave that to people with more ambition.

Fill in the form, pay €2, and I'll get to it. You will receive an email from me once it is done.

Offered as entertainment. No guarantees are made about outcomes. All sales are final.

How It Works

Simple enough.

Step I
Name Your Target

Their full name, date of birth, and your email address. That is all.

Step II
Pay €2

Two euros, via Ko-fi. The spirits appreciate the gesture.

Step III
Await Your Fate

You'll get an email from me when it's done. Then it's out of both our hands.

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The Curse

One product.

The Minor Inconvenience Hex

€2

One small hex, worked within a few days of payment. Effects vary. Complaints are not accepted.

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Questions & Omens

Common questions.

Probably not in any way you could prove. It will be cast with genuine effort. Beyond that, I cannot speak for the universe and neither can you.

A spilled drink, a delayed train, a phone that dies at 4%. Something that ruins a Tuesday but not a life. That is the range I work in.

No. And frankly, that's half the appeal.

A few days, usually. I'll email you when it's done. What happens after that is not something either of us can control.

Legally, this is entertainment. Practically, I do take it seriously. Make of that what you will. No refunds either way.

I won't stop you.