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Chaos Containment License

Official paperwork proving you are legally (spiritually) allowed to deploy small, contained chaos under Hex & Halo supervision. Gremlin energy, now with documentation.

regulated mischief
seraphic oversight
one‑year validity

What kind of havoc is allowed

Your license tier decides how spicy your nonsense can get. All activity is monitored by entities with feathers, clipboards, and a very stern sense of fun‑safety balance.

You still have free will, but if you try to cause an apocalypse with this document, several angels will show up to have a meeting about your life choices.

Training wheels
Apprentice Gremlin
€2.99
Supervised mischief only. Harmless pranks, reversible glitches, and very gentle chaos.
Perfect for chaotic good beginners.
Field license
Licensed Chaos Gremlin
€5.99
Standard field certification for mid‑level nonsense and timeline nudges.
The Bureau’s recommended chaos quota.
Serious nonsense
Chaos Overseer
€9.99
Trusted with multi‑stage schemes and narrative detours that still land safely.
For people who look at a group chat and think “what if this had lore?”

Apply for your license

Tell the Bureau who they’re letting loose. We’ll generate a personalised PDF license, complete with QR code and ominous but affectionate fine print.